Sleigh Bells - Treats

Great albums almost always have an underlying, unifying theme to the songs. Pink Floyd's psychedelic masterpiece Dark Side Of The Moon is an obvious example. So is Radiohead's ride through dark futuristic soundscapes on Kid A. See Arcade Fire's Funeral for death and the fears, emotions, and unexpected beauty that results from it. Need to train a cyborg army for world domination circa 2095? Battles' Atlas can be your Jock Jams of Terminator-style destruction. While most albums may have a congealing theme, each listener comes away with different emotions and images embedded as a result of hearing them.

Let's take the new Sleigh Bells album Treats for example. The opener Tell 'Em summons a militia of machine gun wielding high school cheerleaders on a vengeful rampage against the football players who raped them. Our soft-singing heroine leads us through a war zone of guitar that grinds, shrieks, and explodes while returning fire with a Gatling gun drum track. The second track starts with that same style buzz-saw guitar, but when the chest rattling beat drops in and our heroine starts to moan along to it, she becomes the ringleader in a sweaty warehouse orgy porno. The former soft-but-assertive battle calls now sound like orders from a whip-wielding dominatrix against the pelvic grind beats. Riot rhythm follows with more singeing guitars and exploding beats, and our heroine is backed by her chanting mob of blood-thirsty cheerleaders. And so the album goes, back and forth between Robert Rodriguez-style battle scenes with sexy blood-stained cheerleaders, to back alley S&M orgy. The violence lets up only once on Rill Rill, a catchy side-to-side head bobber that serves as a much need water (or lube) break before Crown On The Ground, the bombastic highlight on an already "to 11" album. The track seems to only be held together by the sugary sweet serenade of our leading lady. And by serenade I mean her on the beat oh-uh-oh-ohs and sing-song delivery.

It's amazing you can even hear her umidst the chaotic, detonating rhythm section and powertool chords. Alexis Krauss' voice just rides the chaos like a veteran equestrian taming a wild stallion. She is the beautifully soothing counterpart to the mayhem behind her. Replace her with a growling agro male, add a little more guitar and you have a bad hardcore noise band trying to make it in the club scene. Or maybe......

The Walkmen - Stranded

I've been confused lately. I don't know what to think any more about music. I can't decide what's actually good, what's genius, what's annoying. I'm questioning, critisizing, and over analyzing every song I hear. The songs and albums I have grown to love over the past months still sound fine. It's all the new singles. All the chillwave, all the drone noise lofi psychedelic pop that I can't wrap my head around to the point that I just wanna retire. I wanted to check into the retirement home of Top 40 radio where everthing is safe and scheduled. My music meals, hand picked by someone I'll never see, will be bland and boring, but they will provide me with just enough nutrients to get by. Then, like a freedom-loving, inheritance-grubbing nephew the new Walkmen song talked some sense back in me. I needed those horns to wrap their friendly arms around me, take me down to the nearest pub, buy me a drink, "put another dime in the jukebox" and sing and sway along with me and Hamilton Leithauser. My head is clear now and I feel right as rain. I needed those horns, swollen with loneliness. I needed to hear a singer belt out a simple bar ballad about being "stranded and starry-eyed" to keep my feet grounded and eyes to the sky. I've felt stranded, too, over the last week, and now I'm filled with starry-eyed hope again. Thank you Walkmen for your Tom Wait-sy lounge. Thank you for making me feel real again.

Top 10 albums, songs of 2010 so far....

Albums

1. Titus Andronicus - The Monitor
2. LCD Soundsystem - This Is Happening
3. Local Natives - Gorilla Manor
4. Black Keys - Brothers
5. Beach House - Teen Dream
6. Sleigh Bells - Treats
7. Surfer Blood - Astro Coast
8. Big Boi - Sir Lucious Left Foot....The Son of Chico Dusty
9. Hot Chip - One Life Stand
10. Fang Island - Fang Island


Songs

1. Titus Andronicus - Four Score and Seven: From the achingly tired and defeated whimper of "this is a war we can't win", to the triumphant never-back-down battle cry of "I was born to die just like a man!", Patrick Stickles and company build a Replacements army of punk that, for 8 and a half minutes, could defeat anything.
2. Black Keys - Next Girl: The Keys finally find that one element of blues garage rock that it took Jack White 3 bands to find: SEX. PS Dan Auberach has the most soulful voice in music right now
3. Big Boi - Shutterbug: A studdering voicebox bassline that will rattle soundsystems like two midgets in the back seat 'rasslin', and Ziploc-fresh flows from half of the most innovative rap group ever.
4. Sleigh Bells - Crown on the Ground: The loudest track to the loudest album of 2010....so far. The single M.I.A. wishes she wrote, off the album she wishes she produced.
5. LCD Soundsystem - I Can Change: James Murphy's disco plea bargain fills the soul with honest inspiration, and the legs with the itch of dance.
6. Best Coast - Boyfriend: Crushes are frustrating even in a summery lofi pop world. 7. Here We Go Magic - Collector: The soundtrack to a couple of 8 year olds running a sugar-high-induced muck through a Wonka-style candy shop.
8. Delorean - Stay Close: A throwback to 90s house that embraces the energy of the genre withou being annoying.
9. Surfer Blood - Floating Vibes: The guitar hasn't sounded this catchy since the Blue Album
10. Hot Chip - I Feel Better: If this would've been released circa 2000, Hot Chip would've been crowned the greatest boyband to never grace the cover of Tiger Beat. The only way they get away with it is that rotten-toothed smirk of British irony.

i think i'll be deaf by age 40

I should probably put the headphones down and get a real job. I should also not get drunk and listen to Modest Mouse. You should. I've done it quite a few times before and Mr. Brock and Co. always sugarcoat every morbidly intuitive lyric with the sweetest guitar licks this side of Steely Dan. Yeah, I said it, Steely Dan. They sucked cuz they quit playing live after one album. And so do the Beatles. Quitters. Thank you Modest Mouse for sweeping the dusty corners of everyday universe, and before dumping the crumbs and dust bunnies in the trash, telling us how you love and hate all those stupid little life "functions". Everyday drib-drab is boring, unless you growl like Brock. Thank you for constantly restoring my faith in the power of music.

Jesus, Zola Jesus

When Nika Danilova, voice of Zola Jesus tells you to trust her, she'll be right here, you do exactly that. Her powerful voice bursts through the sparse noir backing, feeding you lyrics of hope that could've brought a second storming of the beaches of Normandy. For people who think The XX is nothing but watered down indie R&B, then turn to Zola Jesus. Some people have told me Jesus saves. Nika Danilova's voice just might do the same.

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New MGMT

Our favorite space-pop fashion-hippies released a new single for free via their internet page. They deliver their promise of not repeating/rehashing "Kids" or "Time to Pretend". Their new song "Flash Delirium" is a sugary sixties pop cube dipped lightly in acid synth, eventually breaking out into a punky freakout in the last 10 seconds. The blended verse harmonies and Bowie pouty whimper pre-chorus while catchy, are no match for the thick danceable hooks of "Kids" and "Time to Pretend". Oracular Spectacular was a warm Friday night fueled by drugs, dance and friends, and the upcoming Congratulations sounds like a sunny Saturday afternoon.

I'm rooting for MGMT. They are the type of band that introduce the masses to a side of pop music absent of Autotune, Lady Gaga, and mindless hip-hop. They are telling the kids (and out-of-touch adults) to look beyond the radio and read music blogs and find the scores of interesting bands that ever so subtly change to lives of us indie rock folks. If they are successful, they may be responsible for Animal Collective's next album debuting in the Billboard top 10. Good luck MGMT, I'm pulling for you.

Download "Flash Delrium" here

Hear me out

Animal Collective are the Beatles of the 2000s. There, it's been done, and now I'll explain myself. They are not and will never be THE next Beatles, because there will be no NEXT Beatles. AnCo are moving music foward much like the Beatles, and Radiohead, and Nirvana, and (insert any other influential band of the last 20 years). What sets AnCo apart from just any influential, forward thinking band is that they brought back two elements of music that the Beatles used to conquer pop music in the 60s: beauty and weirdness. One can argue Radiohead has done the same, and they have, but AnCo have done it with a child-like optimism like the Beatles did, whereas Radiohead has found beauty in darker corners of rock music. AnCo have thrown away the blueprints of normal song structure without compromising simple pop elegance, becoming infinitely interesting, yet accessible. Unlike the Beatles, they have gone from the strange and weird, only mastering the modern pop song with their 2005 album Feels. Where the Beatles were instantly accessible, then ascending into weird genius, AnCo have had the weirdness and genius (most of the time) from the beginning and honing pop accessibility as they've matured. During the 60s, the Beatles sounded like the future, and in the 2000s-2010s, AnCo sound even further into the future of modern music. If you need examples, I'd tell you to listen to their last 3 albums and 3 EPs, but in a world of Internet inflicted ADD and the death of the album by iTunes, I'll give you a few songs to digest to see if your palette is ready for the full course meals of Feels, Strawberry Jam, and Merriweather Post Pavilion. Try out "Purple Bottle", "Grass", "My Girls", "Bluish", "Fireworks", and "What Do I Want? Sky". They are delicious and nutritious!